i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
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Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
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YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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