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Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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