But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
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i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
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We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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