I'm passing your future prison.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
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He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
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What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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