I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
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I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
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You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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