We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
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Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
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Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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