Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
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Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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