so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
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i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
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he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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