Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
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My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
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You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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