The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
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No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
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Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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