You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
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I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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