But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
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You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
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She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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