FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
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We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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