Whats the glycemic index on semen?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
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I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
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I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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