No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
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Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
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I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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