I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
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He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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