I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
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you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
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Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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