Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
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For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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