The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
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apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
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About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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