worst night to have a conscience
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
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Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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