Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
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I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
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Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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