the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
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Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
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Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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