If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
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all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
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Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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