I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
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so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
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I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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