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say what?
wanna hang out?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
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The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
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on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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