Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
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She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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