I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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