Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
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It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
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According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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