Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I looked at my own cervix.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
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those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
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So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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