For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
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This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
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