I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
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Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
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2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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