That's intense
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
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I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
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