i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
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Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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