Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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