Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
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the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
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Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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