she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
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someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
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Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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