the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
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He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Shame - the story of my life.
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