So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
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Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
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Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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