Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
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Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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