Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
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I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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