eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
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don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
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For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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