I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
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I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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