I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
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when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
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Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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