so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
operation harelip BJ is a go
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My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
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Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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