So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
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We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
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His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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