I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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