absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
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Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
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Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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