i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
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I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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