Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
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totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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