She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
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You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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