Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
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i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
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THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
And then my night got REAL pukey
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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